Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Spears and Federline: Custody Battle Turns Violent

Gossip Girls have learned that a criminal investigation has been launched into an attempted assault with a deadly weapon involving the legal team of Kevin Federline.

According to the LAPD, Aaron Cohen, a former counter-terror commando in the Israeli army who now works for K-fed’s lawyer, was struck while sitting in his car. He was rammed by Sam Osama Lufti, who was driving a Mercedes. Cohen was on his way to serve a subpoena to Lufti, but Lufti recognized him and decided to make an attempt at ending his life.

The connection between Britney Spears and Lufti is not clear, but it must be of some significance if attempted murder charges are a possibility. According to the police report, Lufti recognized Cohen and then gunned his Silver Mercedes SL, smashing into Cohen’s Buick.

There have been no charges filed against Lufti at this time. He is considered the prime suspect, and a thorough investigation should uncover exactly what occurred last night. If these allegations prove to hold true, the Spears vs. K-Fed custody battle saga just reached a new level of absurdity.

We’ll have more on this soon. In the meantime, enjoy the pictures of Britney leaving the recording studio on Monday (August 27), along with shots of the pop tart out at Ralph’s market the previous evening.