Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Lindsay Lohan Lost, Now Found
Believe it or not, Lindsay Lohan is lost! At least, that’s the story according to a poster found on the gate of Paris Hilton’s Hollywood Hills home.
Along with LiLo’s flattering mugshot, the poster reads:
”LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier
My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite toys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” and her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
MISSING
If you have any information, please call — or go to —
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”
Meahwhile, LiLo was spotted strolling around Orem, Utah yesterday after getting a spray tan and working out at Gold’s Gym. The crimson-haired wonder was smiling from ear to ear while smoking a cigarette. Apparently she’s taken well to the Mormon rehab facility she now calls home.
Oh, and someone can tell Paris that it’s alright to take her sign down now.
Enjoy the pictures of Paris leaving Opera nightclub last night (August 14), along with the Lilo poster, courtesy of JustJared.com.
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Very funny waitago Paris!!
Posted by on 08/15 at 01:33 PM
Check out the artists myspace page. He is really talented and FUNNY!! ‘bout time someone put this Hollywood drama in the correct light.
Posted by on 08/15 at 11:56 PM
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