Monday, April 27, 2009

John Mayer: Still on the Market

Despite the recent rumors that he’s hooking up with a cocktail waitress/aspiring actress, John Mayer insists that he’s unattached.

While out and about in Santa Monica over the weekend, the “Waiting on the World to Change” singer emphatically tried to dissuade a paparazzo from thinking that he had a significant other.

Mayer explained, “If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, ‘I don’t have a girlfriend.’ That’s how you can be sure. I could say, ‘I’m not with anybody.’ That’d be a death wish if you were the woman.”

He added, “If you were the woman and you stepped out and said, ‘I’m not with anybody, you’d have to go home and take a lashing for the next three weeks! So that’s the proof.”
Just to drive the point home, Mayer found a random woman, asked her to be his new girlfriend, and gave her a smooch. Enough said.

Gossip Girls

Enjoy the pictures of John Mayer out for a workout in Santa Monica (April 25).