Thursday, August 02, 2007

Britney Spears Says Hello To Crazy… Again

Just when you thought that it couldn’t get any more loony, Britney Spears is giving Kevin Federline’s lawyers more fodder for their case against her. She has stories coming out of the woodwork about her lack of parenting skills, and it’s not painting a very good picture.

First of all, 22-month-old Sean Preston is having serious dental problems already. A family member gushed to press, “He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying.”

Then there’s the whole issue of her trying to whiten Sean’s teeth. A source told press, “Spears asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth!” Thankfully, the dentist declined.

Finally, the Toxic singer took home shopping to a new low last month when she went house hunting with her kids, dogs, and bodyguard. An insider told press “She ate tacos on the bedroom floor! She got crumbs and grease everywhere. She let her babies and her dog roam the floor. She left the bed a mess – I don’t know what’s wrong with her.”

With all this evidence in his favor, it begs the question, “Does Kevin even need a legal team?”

Enjoy the photos of Britney out on a LA joyride in her Mini Cooper (July 31). Looks like her son wants to go home!