Monday, September 10, 2007

Britney Spears Caught With Her Panties Off… Again

After her highly ridiculed performance last night at the MTV Video Music Awards, things only got worse for Britney Spears. The troubled pop singer was once again photographed without her knickers after reportedly breaking down backstage at the Palms.

The troubles started after Sarah Silverman started taking shots at the recently troubled pop tart. The comic said to the crowd after the performance, “Was that incredible? She is amazing. I mean, she is 25 years old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life.”

Rumor has it that MTV forced the “Gimme More” singer to change her routine (the reason that there were no Criss Angel magic tricks involved) at the very last minute due to insurance related reasons.

Despite the circumstances, Silverman continued: “It’s weird to think that just a few years ago on this very show, she was this, like, sweet innocent little girl in slutty clothes writhing around with a python. That’s not nice…calling Madonna a python.”

Then, in a comment that seemed inappropriate (even for a comedian), Sarah spoke of Britney’s two children, stating, “Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see. They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.”

After these remarks, Spears’ emotions are said to have gotten the better of her as she broke down in tears backstage. Soon after, she drew support from her older brother, who led her out of the Awards ceremony venue.

Wearing a short black dress and sunglasses upon exiting the building, the Lucky singer was immediately spotted and followed by the paparazzi. And in another unfortunate incident, as they snapped away when she was getting into the back seat, Britney exposed herself to the cameras. Soon after, she shut the car door and was whisked back to her hotel in hopes of forgetting the whole night ever occurred.

And in brighter Britney news, Ok! Magazine is reporting, “The folks over at Extra want Britney Spears to give performing her new single “Gimme More” another try. The show says they will open their studio stage up to her so that can she can try to prove to everyone she is ready for her comeback.”

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