Picture tells a thousand words but it wont say I love you!Like I can.I love you John!

Dear Jen;

You are like a tragic love story. You keep picking the “fun” guys and not picking the “right” guy. What makes you think you can change this snatch hounds stripes? Hate to see you hurt again, so I hope I am wrong, but given his track record, that is highly unlikely. Take a hint from Julia Roberts and find some nice non-"famous" person to spend your life with.

John Mayer is a musical dull clone, faking Dave Matthews for cash....

Is Aniston: The Broadawy Musical in the works with a score penned by Mayer? Apparently there is one on Britney Spears coming to the New York Fringe Festival.

Jen’s grown up a lot. She’s not naive or gullible. She’s having a good time. John, well, John is the wild card. He’s had his supermodel girlfriend and other elbow trophies. Now he’s got a real woman. I hope he settles down in a nice house with a pup at his feet, a bottle of Purple in his hand and a good woman at his side.

Mayer is a douche bag jen seem to fit in. Douchifer is a perfect name for them.

John Mayer is golddigging with Jennifer Aniston.

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