paris hilton

This Santa Should be Fired

Santa is having fun with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie… but isn’t this a public place? Where children are supposed to be visiting their beloved Santa Claus?  This faux-Clause is rocking stylish sunglasses and has his beard half on. What are the children going to think? Can you imagine being a kid in line and seeing this? Shame on you faux-Santa.  Get your beard back on.

So you’re thinking “Don’t be a prude, Isabella!” well keep going… look at the next set of photos

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VH1 Big in 06 Awards

It’s a cold, boring Sunday here in Chicago. I really love this time of the year, but why can’t it be above 40 degrees? When the weather turns bad, I become a hermit.  You’ll most likely find me at home, wearing flannel pajamas and either sitting in front of my computer or curled up on the sofa with a fuzzy blanket.  Okay, so I admit it. I’m not the buzzing socialite that you think I am.  I’m more of a geeky gossip girl than a party girl.  That’s okay, right? You’ll still love me. I hope.

What will I be watching tonight on the “tube?” The VH1 Big In ‘06 Awards’ is on my list.  Of course, knowing the outcome already could make this less exciting, so we’ll just tive you a teaser here and if you’re one of those that just has to know you can click through the link below to see the complete list of winners and more.

Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Kiefer Sutherland were among the ‘big’ winners at the show…

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source: big @ vh1

Lindsay Lohan… Wow, what a week!

The past week has been so busy for Miss Lindsay Lohan. Have you been able to keep up? Let's start with London...

• Lindsay Lohan is supposed to host the World Music Awards - things go wrong.
• Lindsay Lohan hooks up with Calum Best (his last name should be Worst)
• Lindsay Lohan tries to hold Calum hostage in her hotel room.
• Lindsay Lohan is upset over the death of Robert Altman - a father figure to her
• Lindsay Lohan writes a letter of condolence to the family of Robert Altman, yet forgets to use 'spell check' and her grammar is a bit "off"
• Lindsay Lohan arrives back in Los Angeles, once again.
• Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton - friends or foes? Who freaking knows.
• Paris Hilton supposedly hits Lindsay Lohan at a party and pours a drink on her.
• Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are seen having a "happy" time together.
• Lindsay Lohan says Paris Hilton did not hit her and blames the paparazzi for their friendship problems.
• Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan get in yet another fight.
• Paris Hilton tells Lindsay Lohan, "you're a f*cking coked-out whore; don't ever say you're my friend again!" and then later says "Tell that Firecrotch she's not welcome (here) and F*ck You"

What's next? Oh yea, her new film, Bobby is not a success.

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Billboard Music Awards - Paris & Britney?

Ahhh, so we may have a clue to the who, what, where and why the two blondes hooked up.

Who
Paris Hilton and Britney Spears

What
Billboard Music Awards (pre-show friendship?)

Where
Vegas, Baby!

Why
Because the two of them would have been a real draw for males 14-30 in the ratings and honestly, they would have been fun to watch.

But...
All was going great until now word is coming in that Britney has backed out of co-hosting the show with Paris.

Conclusion or rather.. speculation:
Has someone put a stop to this spiraling out of control friendship? The week from hell has been well documented in photos, including naked photos of Britney Spears, a drunk Britney Spears, a very sloppy looking Britney Spears, a sleeping Britney Spears, a barely dressed Britney Spears, a frumpy looking Britney Spears… get the idea? And Paris? She looked like the perfect celebutante heiress in every single photo.

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Britney! Britney! Britney! Britney!

The newest party girl on the LA scene, new newest BFF of one Miss Paris Hilton… and what effect is this having on her image? her brand? her impending divorce? the custody battle? the Britney brand?

Wow, that’s a lot to think about.  And now rumor has it....

Britney Spears is looking for p.r. representation, but she’s having a hard time finding someone willing to work with her. After Spears parted ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnik, she was using a publicity woman at her label, Jive Records - but she nees more help since she announced her split from Kevin Federline. “She is kind of a mess,” said an insider. “She won’t take anyone’s advice.”

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