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Lindsay Lohan… Wow, what a week!

The past week has been so busy for Miss Lindsay Lohan. Have you been able to keep up? Let's start with London...

• Lindsay Lohan is supposed to host the World Music Awards - things go wrong.
• Lindsay Lohan hooks up with Calum Best (his last name should be Worst)
• Lindsay Lohan tries to hold Calum hostage in her hotel room.
• Lindsay Lohan is upset over the death of Robert Altman - a father figure to her
• Lindsay Lohan writes a letter of condolence to the family of Robert Altman, yet forgets to use 'spell check' and her grammar is a bit "off"
• Lindsay Lohan arrives back in Los Angeles, once again.
• Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton - friends or foes? Who freaking knows.
• Paris Hilton supposedly hits Lindsay Lohan at a party and pours a drink on her.
• Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are seen having a "happy" time together.
• Lindsay Lohan says Paris Hilton did not hit her and blames the paparazzi for their friendship problems.
• Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan get in yet another fight.
• Paris Hilton tells Lindsay Lohan, "you're a f*cking coked-out whore; don't ever say you're my friend again!" and then later says "Tell that Firecrotch she's not welcome (here) and F*ck You"

What's next? Oh yea, her new film, Bobby is not a success.

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Billboard Music Awards - Paris & Britney?

Ahhh, so we may have a clue to the who, what, where and why the two blondes hooked up.

Who
Paris Hilton and Britney Spears

What
Billboard Music Awards (pre-show friendship?)

Where
Vegas, Baby!

Why
Because the two of them would have been a real draw for males 14-30 in the ratings and honestly, they would have been fun to watch.

But...
All was going great until now word is coming in that Britney has backed out of co-hosting the show with Paris.

Conclusion or rather.. speculation:
Has someone put a stop to this spiraling out of control friendship? The week from hell has been well documented in photos, including naked photos of Britney Spears, a drunk Britney Spears, a very sloppy looking Britney Spears, a sleeping Britney Spears, a barely dressed Britney Spears, a frumpy looking Britney Spears… get the idea? And Paris? She looked like the perfect celebutante heiress in every single photo.

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Britney! Britney! Britney! Britney!

The newest party girl on the LA scene, new newest BFF of one Miss Paris Hilton… and what effect is this having on her image? her brand? her impending divorce? the custody battle? the Britney brand?

Wow, that’s a lot to think about.  And now rumor has it....

Britney Spears is looking for p.r. representation, but she’s having a hard time finding someone willing to work with her. After Spears parted ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnik, she was using a publicity woman at her label, Jive Records - but she nees more help since she announced her split from Kevin Federline. “She is kind of a mess,” said an insider. “She won’t take anyone’s advice.”

Page Six & Splash

Paris Hilton Turns it Up

Love Paris Hilton? Can’t get enough of her? Okay, okay… we’ll give you some Paris. Click play below to see tons of Paris Hilton photos all set to her danceable music single, Turn it Up, for fun.

Did I Miss Something?

Lindsay Lohan pregnancy rumors must be spreading around somewhere - again.  My stats are going a bit bonkers with searches for “Lindsay Lohan is Pregnant”

Oh no, who’s the father? When is she due? Why does she sort of look like Demi Moore this week? Is Rumor Willis her new best friend, errr I mean BFF? Did Paris and Lindsay move past the Brandon Davis “firecrotch” incident. Why does Lindsay Lohan like to wear short dresses and no underwear? Did she really go out with Stavros Niarchos or was it all really a game to make Paris Hilton mad and Harry Morton jealous? Does she really like eating at Mel’s Diner at 5am after a night of partying? What Halloween costume did Lindsay Lohan wear this year? We all know by now that Paris is a police woman, how fitting.. maybe Lindsay will go as a jailbird Paris. Stavros went to a party last night as a half naked priest… lol.

Oh you know you can go on and on and this only covers what? The past week’s info?  O-V-E-R-E-X-P-O-S-E-D is the keyword here.

Hope you’re having a great weekend! I’m off to a Halloween Party myself - however I won’t be wearing any lingerie costumes like the Hollywood starlets as it’s just too damn cold here.

XOXO, Jade

photos via linds-lo.com