lindsay lohan

Lindsay Lohan May Luck Out

In the best news she’s heard in a long time, Lindsay Lohan may not be charged with cocaine possession in her upcoming court proceedings, says TMZ.

The three drug-related felonies may be dropped by the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office.  And if that happened, LiLo wouldn’t have to worry about doing as much time behind bars.

Lindsay Lohan Stays Active

She’s been dealt a pretty tough hand, but Lindsay Lohan isn’t taking her rehab sitting down.  It looks like the best medicine for a dying film career and addictive personality is… the outdoors!

Residents of Orem, Utah have been treated to an influx of paparazzi, as well as a crazy redhead running around their town (I bet they love it).  LiLo has been taking bike rides and hiking the mountains near her Mormon rehab home.

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be A Rock Star… Again

With a flop at the box office (I Know Who Killed Me) and a shortage of film offers on the way, Lindsay Lohan has decided that she wants to pursue her music career.

A third album from the Georgia Rule actress would definitely be a good way to go in order to further her success.  A source told press, “It would be easy for her to release another album. A record by Lindsay Lohan costs almost nothing to make. She doesn’t need a big band. You just give her some songs and session musicians. And, God knows, she already has name recognition.”

Divorce Finalized For Lindsay Lohan’s Parents

It’s finally over… in court, at least.  Lindsay Lohan’s parents, Michael and Dina, have reached a compromise in their legal battle to get divorced.

And it was a good day, according to the judge.  He told the constantly-feuding ex-couple, “You have both demonstrated to me extraordinarily good judgment in resolving this matter as you did.”

Lindsay Lohan Lost, Now Found

Believe it or not, Lindsay Lohan is lost!  At least, that’s the story according to a poster found on the gate of Paris Hilton’s Hollywood Hills home.

Along with LiLo’s flattering mugshot, the poster reads:

”LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite toys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” and her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!