celebrity breakups

Spears, Federline Divorce Details

Straight out of rehab, Britney Spears has found herself rapt in the closing of numerous legal proceedings. Meanwhile, her mother Lynne, and little sis, Jamie Lynn, have been helping the troubled singer out by staying at K-Fed’s pad.

First and foremost, Britney and Kevin’s divorce settlement has been nearing its conclusion. While many early reports rumored the number to be around $19 million, it seems as though Federline isn’t getting anywhere near that.

Gisele Bundchen: All Work, No Family

Gisele Bundchen has quashed reports that her and NFL star Tom Brady have a child on the way. The stunning model said a family would have to wait for her work.

“It’s crazy how people can make up these stories.  I’m not pregnant and I’m not planning to be pregnant anytime soon. I have so many contracts to do, so many projects,” the Brazilian beauty said on TVE’s Corazon de Primavera.

Wilmer Serenades Lindsay Lohan

Where were you this past Sunday?  If you said “Unik’s Karaoke Party” then you saw Wilmer Valderrama singing Matchbox Twenty’s “Back to Good” to his ex-girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan.

The “That 70’s Show” stud, who dated Lohan back when she was only 18 sang his butt off in hopes of winning the Mean Girls star back.

Halle Berry Says No To Nuptuals

For those of you hoping to marry Halle Berry, you may want to find a new aspiration.  The Oscar-winning actress has no intention of giving marriage a third chance.  According to InStyle magazine, “I will never, never get married again.”

Berry has apparently evolved her view on the subject.  “I’ve come to a place now where I think two people can share their lives without the ring, without the piece of paper.” The 40-year-old hottie first met current beau Gabriel Aubry back in 2005 on a Versace photo shoot, and wasn’t intending on hooking up.

Heather Mills Dances Her Cares Away

Heather Mills McCartney, a mainstay in tabloid news for her bitter divorce from Paul McCartney, tore it up on Monday’s “Dancing with the stars” on ABC.

The 39-year-old former model/activist was the first contestant with an artificial leg to compete on the show.  “I’m just glad I did not fall over,” said Mills, who had previously joked about flying limbs. “I thought I would be lowest so I am pleased.”