Kate Beckinsale Tired of Going Without

In the world of Hollywood hotties, British actress Kate Beckinsale tops the list of most desirable women.  So why is she complaining about her lack of sex?  Apparently her husband, director Len Wiseman, has been a workaholic as of late.  Wiseman?  Maybe that’s a misnomer.

The new Die Hard movie, “Live Free or Die Hard” had better be worth all the nights of no lovin’ for Beckinsale.  It opens this summer, so Beckinsale is expecting to be back in bed with her hubby soon.

Say Hello to Your New American Idol: Jordin Sparks

In a star-studded two-hour event, the human beatbox (aka 25year-old Blake Lewis) was conquered by 17year-old Jordin Sparks.  With a record 74 million votes cast, this American Idol finale was the biggest to date.

The contest came down to the stronger singer, Sparks, versus the better entertainer, Lewis. While Lewis was showboating and wooing the crowd, Sparks belted out her selections with simplicity and powerful vocals.  In the end it was that vocal performance that garnered the majority of those 74 million votes.

Anna Nicole’s Half Sister Emerges

We all remember the recent string of tragedies to befall the Anna Nicole legacy.  Well add another one to the list.  Her half sister is attempting to pick up where the late model left off.  And it’s weird.

Donna Hogan is the 40-something half sister of Anna Nicole Smith.  Since Smith’s death, Hogan has been itching to be in the spotlight.  So much so, that she is reportedly getting a boob job and dye job before approaching Hugh Hefner about posing in the buff for Playboy.

Heidi Klum’s Breasts: Hans and Franz

Nicknames can be fun. We nickname our cars, our significant others, our breasts…wait a sec… breasts?  According to Heidi Klum, two of her best assets have proper names.  And they are in honor of her homeland.

Heidi Klum’s breasts are nicknamed “Hans” and “Franz” in honor of her German heritage.  She said: “They’ve been an ongoing joke for, like, 12 years. It started because I was from Germany, and people always make fun of ze Germans, yah? So when I began modeling, I used to say, ‘These are German breasts, one is called Hans and one is called Franz.’ “

Leo DiCaprio Playing The Field?

It looks like it’s curtains for Leo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli.  According to Star magazine, the Titanic stud has lifted his anchor and moved on.

Leo has been in France for the past week to promote his new film at the Cannes Film Festival.  The 11th Hour is a new film that stresses the importance of being environmentally aware of global warming.