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Britney Spears IS all grown up.. and hell bent on revenge

Britney’s ‘Toxic’ Clip Makes ‘Cry Me A River’ Look Like Child’s Play.

Britney Spears plays a femme fatale who’ll do just about anything to procure a poisonous potion so she can kill her cheating ex, played by actor Martin Henderson.

She discovers his indiscretions when she climbs up a wall and sees Henderson with another woman, leading her on a mission of revenge that lands her in precarious James Bond-esque situations where not everyone is what they seem, thanks to masks and other disguises, according to a rep for the director.

In one scenario, Britney Spears pretends to be a stewardess and picks out a sizable guy on an airplane for a bathroom interrogation that has some mile-high-club innuendo — only to have him turn out to be a well-cut model in disguise (played by the masseur from Fountains of Wayne’s “Stacy’s Mom” video). She ends up getting the potion on this flight, but still must chase Henderson through European locations, which were recreated on soundstages in Los Angeles during the shoot last week. Model Tyson Beckford assists the singer with a lift on his motorbike in one Paris setting.

Besides the flight-attendant wear, she also sports a black cat suit, and at one point wears nothing but pasted-on diamonds in the video.

Check out this photo of her totally naked, yet dressed in diamonds.

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Paris Hilton tops Blackwell’s WORST Dressed list

You’d think with all that money she’d be at the top of the best dressed list, but no way.. not our socialite. She likes to bare it all, dress sleezy and flaunt all she’s got.
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Mr. Blackwell, chronicler of clothing catastrophes, poked fun at socialite-reality TV star Paris Hilton Tuesday for committing the worst fashion follies of the past year.

“Paris came up shining with a big spotlight saying, `Pick me!’ She was just the most natural contender to make No. 1 this year.”

She does everything she can to be outrageous, everything she can to be over the top, everything she can to be too much and she succeeded and what she got from it was a great TV show”

Madonna and Britney Spears “kissin’ cousins of couture crime” were tied for second place, followed by Shania Twain (country-fried kitsch), Diane Keaton, Jessica Simpson, Celine Dion (half-sequined scarecrow, half-gaudy acrobat), Missy Elliott, Melanie Griffith, Courtney Love (torrid temptress of fashion) and Lara Flynn Boyle.

On the positive side, Blackwell praised Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Garner, Diane Lane, Salma Hayek, Oprah Winfrey, Katie Holmes, Tippi Hedren, Beyonce, Faith Hill, Sarah Jessica Parker and the Countess of Wessex, the former Sophie Rhys-Jones, as “Fabulous Fashion Independents for 2003.” [read more at ABC News via AP]

Cameron Diaz needs some acne advice from Britney Spears

Cameron Diaz wasn’t the sweetest thing towards paparazzi in Chile.

The star landed in the South American country and went a little ballistic towards the photographers there who caught her coming out of the plane, says a source.

“The problem was that she was not wearing makeup and her complexion is quite bad and she did not look good,” reports an insider.

“The usually nice Cameron was not happy to be photographed. She was furious and screamed, putting all the photographers on the run.”

We here at Celebrity Gossip think that she should have a little pow wow with Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson to share tips and advice on clearing up that nasty case of Acne. You’ll remember that Brit babe hasn’t always had the best complextion, but after she started using Proactiv Solution her face cleared right up. Hey Cam, here’s the link right down below to get you some. Good luck deary. I’ve used it personally and it does work. I recommend it to everyone, and I have even used it.

The Britney Spears Wedding Finale…

It was just crazy, man,” Jason Allen Alexander told Access Hollywood. “We were looking at the lights in the city, thinking this is a really pretty, beautiful night.

“And we were just looking at each other and said, ‘Let’s do something wild, crazy. Let’s go get married, just for the hell of it,’” he said.

But what a difference daylight - and a stern lecture from her manager and her mother - makes.

“We both started realizing what we had done,” Alexander said. “Then we started telling people what we done did. That’s when all hell broke loose.”

One of the pop star’s pals said Britney’s manager and brother “freaked out” when she informed them she had married Alexander. “She said that she wanted to get out of it because her manager sat her down and told her exactly what marriage would mean for her career-wise.”

In the annulment papers, Spears claims that she “lacked understanding of her actions,” and insisted she was “incompatible” with the hunk from her hometown, Kentwood, La. A judge agreed and dissolved Spears’ marriage after deliberating for a grand total of 2 hours, 12 minutes. [read the full story]

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre, how romantic! I mean I could understand if they had been watching Love Actually or some touchy feely lovey dovey movie, but the Texas Chainsaw Massacre?? Give me a break!

The worst part about the incident is that once her brother (manager) and mother heard of the marriage, everything went bust. It’s not a good career move for her right now, you know?

I love the legal reason for her requesting an annulment: “..did not know each other’s likes and dislikes, each other’s desires to have or not have children.” Give me a break.

Sorry for sounding cynical, but I just can’t help it.

Brit babe’s marriage is over.. it was all a joke

According to Britney’s people the marriage was a joke that went too far. We saw that coming, didn’t we? Here’s the statement from Jive Records:

“On January 3rd, Britney Spears and a friend took a joke too far by getting married. Ms. Spears and Mr. Alexander have filed for an annulment which will become official on Monday, January 5.”

So, that’s the end of that. I still think the guy should get a few million dollars for pain and suffering. I’m sure he’ll also have lots of women beating down his door now that he’s sort of famous. He looks like a good hometown boy, the kind of guy she SHOULD marry. Like I said in my previous buzz, I bet he’s in love with her. As I find more info about him, I’ll post it for you.

Hey, at least I finally got a photo of him!