britney spears

SNL Spoofs Britney Divorce

Baby Tigers! Baby Tigers! Baby TIgers!

This funny SNL spoof of Britney Spears meeting with a divorce lawyer is soooo bad, but soooo funny.

See it for yourself.

Saturday Night Live rocks!

It’s a Happy, Joyous Day! Britney Files for Divorce!

I’ve been gone all day today and just came in to find the news that Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline --- who will now be known as FED-EX!!!!!!!  Oh Hallaleujah, there are angels singing in heaven.  I’m so proud of her for coming to her senses. Fed-Ex was such a low life and she deserved so much better than him.

She looked fabulous on her surprise guest appearance on David Letterman last night.

Love you girl! You made the right choice. Divorce is never easy, but it’s better to cut your losses and move on in a case like this.  Of course the Federjerk is going to get some $$$$$$ but you know what, it’s probably worth it to get him out of her life.  Plus she’s going to COME BACK and make lots more!!!!!!!!

Here’s the video of Britney Jean Spears on The Late Show last night:

ps. Kevin, your music sucks!

photo credit: splash

Looking for a Photo of Jayden James Federline?

Have you seen the photos of Britney Spears’ newest baby?  Did you know that his name is Jayden James Federline?  And yea, it’s a him.. not a her.

Is anyone else just about over the whole K-Fed, Britney, Baby Drama?  How hard is it to just confirm to the press the sex and name of the baby?  Guess they wanted to bring a Suri Cruise like mystery to generate some buzz.  Do I sound jaded and cynical. Sorry.  Actually, I’m not sorry. I’m just tired of the games that some celebrities play.

So, congratulations Britney Spears and Kevin Federline on your bouncing baby boy, Jayden James.. I’m sure little Sean Preston is loving little Jayden “JJ” too.  Wonder how many chocolate chip cookies and juice boxes he’s thrown at him so far. Yea sibling rivalry is rough!

Yes, that’s a photo of Sean Preston Federline with mama, Britney Spears. We cut Kevin out of the picture for the fun of it.

photo: people

Why is Everyone Making Such a Big Deal?

Britney Spears first post-pregnancy photo is the cover story on the newest edition of US Weekly and everyone’s talking about her new look and her ‘dramatic’ weightloss.

Well we have a few things to say as well and unfortunately they’re not all nice.

First of all, she had a baby - and people do lose weight following birth.  They’re saying she lost 26 pounds? I lost 25 pounds in 30 days after having my first child. It’s nothing new folks.  You have a baby, deduct the weight of the child.. then within the first 30 days you lost lots of water and your hormones change.. if you breastfeed you’re automatically on the fast track to quick weightloss. So, losing 20-30 pounds after having a baby isn’t a spectacular event.

There is talk of a tummy tuck, liposuction, vigorous exercising, a trainer, a dietitian, diet pills, good grief the list goes on and on and on. Don’t you just love rumors and speculation?  (By the way, I’m not commenting on the US Weekly story at all, I’m just rambling on about all the news I’ve digested over the past weeks and sort of doing a stream of consciousness here.

I love the old Britney just as much as everyone else, but from what I hear her big comeback isn’t going to be the ‘old’ Britney, she’s got a new sound and new music that’s got a totally different vibe.

Good luck Britney, I’d give you some advice or pointers that are truly from the heart but I know you’ll just ignore the advice so I’ll just save it.

Celebrity Baby News!!

New Celebrity Babies

• Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have a new baby boy and his name might be Sutton Pierce Federline if the media reports are correct. The couple have a one year old son, Sean Preston and it just so happens to be his birthday today. Happy Birthday Sean P.
   
• Anna Nicole Smith has a new baby girl she named Hannah.
   
• Alias's Amy Acker and her husband James Carpinello have a new daughter, Ava Grace. The couple have a 19 month old son, Jackson James., 
   
• KISS singer/guitarist Paul Stanley and his wife, Erin Sutton, have welcomed a baby boy. Colin Michael Stanley was born in Los Angeles on Wednesday, Sept. 6, and weighed in at 8 lbs. 6 oz.
   

Who's Pregnant?

• Amanda Peet and her screenwriter fiance David Benioff are expecting their first baby. Amanda is starring in the new NBC show, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
   
• Grey's Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey and his wife, Jillian Fink, are expecting their second child. The couple have a 4-year-old daughter, Tallulah Fyfe.
   
• Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross is expecting her first child with stockbroker husband Tom Mahoney.
   
• Sean Combs, aka "Diddy" and his longtime girlfriend Kim Porter are expecting twins.
   
• Diana Krall and Elvis Costello are expecting twins in December.
• Napoleon Dynamite, I mean Jon Heder, and his wife Kirsten are expecting their first child.