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Paris Hilton and Britney Spears At It Again

First the Super Bowl ad, now an Opera Ball. Britney Spears has had two appearances taken away at the hands of ex-best friend, Paris Hilton.

Yet, it may be a good thing that Britney won’t be the princess of an upcoming ball. After all, we wouldn’t want her showing up sans underwear.

In recent news, Ms. Spears has been uninvited from a lavish ball after rival Paris Hilton was asked to be in attendance instead.

The pop princess was due to attend the fashionable Vienna Opera Ball but has now been removed from the guest list because of her falling out with the hotel heiress.

Paris is the guest of wealthy industrialist Richard Lugner and his wife Christina, who in the past have invited high profile stars in an attempt to modernize the very traditional dance, which is a highlight of Austria’s social calendar.

Paris Beats Out Britney For Super Bowl Ad

Former best mates, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears have been battling for roles in television commericals. According to Gatecrasher, the two 25 year old socialites both wanted to appear in a high profile tv commercial set to air during this year’s Super Bowl.

While Britney basically got a closed door when she showed interest in the commercial, her ex-BFF, Paris, was welcomed with open arms.

Paris will be appearing in the television commercial, also starring other notables including Martha Stewart and L.L. Cool J. Paris is enthusiastic about the role, while Britney was left stunned that producers of the commercial weren’t interested.

Britney Spears Has New Man, Pukes On Him

Britney has recently been linked to another man only a few short weeks after she was spotted getting cozy with record producer, Jonathan “J.R.” Rotem. Her new guy has been identified as Isaac Cohen.

Her new guy has been identified by Perez Hilton as Isaac Cohen. Though Cohen is an actor/model, Hilton calls him “some rich kid with the right moves and a striking resemblance to Kevin Federline.”

In the short time in which they have been seeing each other, Britney’s new man has been exposed to quite a bit. He’s no doubt seen the Britney Spears no panties pictures, heard about her passing out and acquired the nickname Kevin Federline 2.0.

Isaac undoubtedly understood he would be photographed while dating the paparazzi favorite, but he never expected to be photographed after being puked on by Brit.

Britney Spears Gets $3200 Dog

In a move to possibly replace the void left by the absence of K-Fed, Britney has decided to cough up the credit card and picked up a miniscule “tea-cup apple head Chihuahua”. The credit card bill for the pup...a mere $3,200. One way to look at it is the dog will probably be cheaper than K-Fed, in the long run. It is obvious that K-Fed’s salary could not support his stays in luxury hotels, and his designer clothing and diamond jewelry purchases.

Meanwhile, this Chihuahua is not the first for Brit. She’s had three other Chihuahuas before – Lucky, Lacy, and Bit-Bit. The latest little yipper’s name? Snow White, at least for now.

Britney & K-Fed Set Child Custody Arrangements

With divorce attorneys working diligently, it appears Brit and K-Fed have come to an agreement on the custody of their two children, 16-month-old Sean Preston Federline and 4-month-old Jayden James Federline.

Britney filed for divorce from K-Fed on November 7, citing irreconcilable differences. In a sly maneuver, K-Fed counter-filed, seeking spousal support (otherwise he would need to undego debt consolidation to settle all of his credit card bills) and custody of the children.

K-Fed will be allowed to visit the little ones at Britney’s home from noon to 4 p.m. on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, according to reports. He also requested that only Britney, her assistant, the nanny, and other household staff be present in the house at the time of the visits. Who he did not want there is still a bit of a mystery, but it must have been someone, or why would he have made the request? If anyone has any ideas, grab your laptop and send us a message. Continuing on.....

Those close to Britney have come forward saying that the she could no longer carry her husband, whom she married in October 2004. Apparently, Fed’s taste was a little too much for Brit’s credit card.

“She tried to support him as much as she could, but at the end of the day she realized it wasn’t best for her and her children to stay,” a source close to Spears told People in its upcoming cover story. “She’s standing up for herself and making positive changes in her life.”

Um...that is a bit of a stretch. Did we not just have incidents in Arizona and Las Vegas to name a few.