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Aaron Carter to Marry Playboy Playmate… Oh Aaron!

What? Who? Where? All the “tweens” in America are confused and wondering what just hit them. They’re sweet little Aaron Carter is going to marry a girl who posed nude in Playboy? Oh say it isn’t so. Guess since he’s 18 and all.. he’s all grown up now.  Well, it all happened in Las Vegas…

Aaron Carter has proposed to his girlfriend, who happens to be an ex-girlfriend of his brother, Nick Carter. (Ewww, sloppy seconds!)

The “girl” is Kari Ann Peniche.. a name I never heard of before today.  She was a teen beauty queen—Miss United States Teen 2003 (Never heard of that pageant either) who was stripped of her title for stripping off her clothes.  She has a MySpace that’s been “sanitized” for now, but you know we love Google and it’s cache.. so you can see it in all it’s glory here. Can’t hide from Google honey!!!

Seems the romance between the two is so new that even big daddy Carter isn’t sure what’s going on.  “I heard he got married, then I heard he only got engaged. I don’t have a clue.” Papa Carter also said that the couple “just started dating. Even my daughters don’t know what’s going on.” Lovely, just lovely.. there is such a rock solid foundation to this lovely marriage.

Now, not that these two items have anything in common, but you do know that the Carter clan is staring in an E! TV series, right?  It’s called House of Carters, featuring Aaron, older brother Nick, twin sister Angel, and sisters Bobbie Jean and Leslie which premieres Oct. 2nd.  Some are calling the engagement a publicity stunt to get attention for the show, but honestly what’s left of Aaron’s fan base are female teenagers.. why would he want to alienate his only niche viewers by getting hitched? Guess he didn’t think this all the way through.