lindsay lohan

Lindsay Lohan… Wow, what a week!

The past week has been so busy for Miss Lindsay Lohan. Have you been able to keep up? Let's start with London...

• Lindsay Lohan is supposed to host the World Music Awards - things go wrong.
• Lindsay Lohan hooks up with Calum Best (his last name should be Worst)
• Lindsay Lohan tries to hold Calum hostage in her hotel room.
• Lindsay Lohan is upset over the death of Robert Altman - a father figure to her
• Lindsay Lohan writes a letter of condolence to the family of Robert Altman, yet forgets to use 'spell check' and her grammar is a bit "off"
• Lindsay Lohan arrives back in Los Angeles, once again.
• Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton - friends or foes? Who freaking knows.
• Paris Hilton supposedly hits Lindsay Lohan at a party and pours a drink on her.
• Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are seen having a "happy" time together.
• Lindsay Lohan says Paris Hilton did not hit her and blames the paparazzi for their friendship problems.
• Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan get in yet another fight.
• Paris Hilton tells Lindsay Lohan, "you're a f*cking coked-out whore; don't ever say you're my friend again!" and then later says "Tell that Firecrotch she's not welcome (here) and F*ck You"

What's next? Oh yea, her new film, Bobby is not a success.

photo: splash

Did I Miss Something?

Lindsay Lohan pregnancy rumors must be spreading around somewhere - again.  My stats are going a bit bonkers with searches for “Lindsay Lohan is Pregnant”

Oh no, who’s the father? When is she due? Why does she sort of look like Demi Moore this week? Is Rumor Willis her new best friend, errr I mean BFF? Did Paris and Lindsay move past the Brandon Davis “firecrotch” incident. Why does Lindsay Lohan like to wear short dresses and no underwear? Did she really go out with Stavros Niarchos or was it all really a game to make Paris Hilton mad and Harry Morton jealous? Does she really like eating at Mel’s Diner at 5am after a night of partying? What Halloween costume did Lindsay Lohan wear this year? We all know by now that Paris is a police woman, how fitting.. maybe Lindsay will go as a jailbird Paris. Stavros went to a party last night as a half naked priest… lol.

Oh you know you can go on and on and this only covers what? The past week’s info?  O-V-E-R-E-X-P-O-S-E-D is the keyword here.

Hope you’re having a great weekend! I’m off to a Halloween Party myself - however I won’t be wearing any lingerie costumes like the Hollywood starlets as it’s just too damn cold here.

XOXO, Jade

photos via linds-lo.com

Lindsay Lohan Has a New House

Did Lindsay Lohan buy a new house just up the hill from the Chateau Marmont? I thought she was moving into her condo? Who knows.. but here’s a photo of the new townhouse Lindsay Lohan is rumored to have bought. It looks really cute to me. There’s even a photo of her on the balcony and leaving the place.  See larger photos of Lindsay Lohan’s new townhouse here.

Superstar Celebrity Sightings

Pregnant supermodel Heidi Klum shopping for snow boots at The North Face store in Beverly Hills.

Jake Gyllenhaal stocking up on some men’s products at the Fresh store in NYC’s West Village.

Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Mischa Barton, and Robin Williams taking in The Killers‘ concert from the VIP section at LA’s Wiltern Theatre.

Patrick Dempsey lunching the Huston’s Steakhouse in Santa Monica as Luke Wilson and Blair Underwood dined separately nearby.

Uma Thurman, Angie Harmon, and Michelle Williams toasting designer Donna Karan at the NYC launch of her new perfume, Donna Karan Gold.

Jennifer Garner and Reese Witherspoon leaving the kids at home to hit an L.A. fundraiser for the Children’s Defense Fund.

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Amber Tamblyn taking over Knott’s Berry Farm for the premiere of The Grudge 2, which was renamed “Knott’s Scary Farm” for the evening.

source: us (ps. there’s more)

Lindsay Lohan and her MySpace Page

On Monday, Lindsay Lohan had Harry Morton as one of her ‘top’ friends.  On Tuesday, Harry was missing.. he’s no longer a member of the top 12 friends - but I found him buried in the z-list of friends.  Well, today Lindsay has made her MySpace page for Friends Only.

Until today, her ‘headline’ read “Grey Goose got the girl feelin’ loose.” Now what does it say? “Haha, Bitches”

Think something’s up over there?  ALSO, she doesn’t have her photo on her MySpace.. but now my friend list has a photo of Lindsay and Harry on it, with her public page still showing just the grey default icon.

Lindsay, girl, what are you doing?????

Gosh I spend WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON MYSPACE and I still haven’t even figured out what the hell is the point of MySpace. All I ever get is spammy friend invites from people trying to promote themselves.  I want some cool friends.  Are you cool? Wanna be my friend?  Check out my MySpace. Don’t leave me lonely over there. I’ve not approved one person yet - and it’s not because I’m being a b*tch it’s just that everyone is just self-promoting and I want real people.