kevin federline

K-Fed: I’m a Sucker for Booty, Dude

Kevin seems irritated and maybe even high in this interview with teenpeople.com

What’s in Kevin’s pocket?
Wallet, Keys, Lighter and Eye Drops
(Wonder where that black AmEx is?)

He gives other guys advice...
“If you really want to impress your girl take culinary lessons...”

What do you find sexy in a woman?
“The Backside… I’m a sucker for booty, dude.”

and in closing K-Fed tells us a little about himself…

“I’m an interesting dude, obviously it shows because everybody else one seems to find a way to make millions of dollars off my name and I quite haven’t figured it out yet.”

There you have it, the Kevin Federline you all know and love, in a nutshell.  See the interview below:

It’s a Happy, Joyous Day! Britney Files for Divorce!

I’ve been gone all day today and just came in to find the news that Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline --- who will now be known as FED-EX!!!!!!!  Oh Hallaleujah, there are angels singing in heaven.  I’m so proud of her for coming to her senses. Fed-Ex was such a low life and she deserved so much better than him.

She looked fabulous on her surprise guest appearance on David Letterman last night.

Love you girl! You made the right choice. Divorce is never easy, but it’s better to cut your losses and move on in a case like this.  Of course the Federjerk is going to get some $$$$$$ but you know what, it’s probably worth it to get him out of her life.  Plus she’s going to COME BACK and make lots more!!!!!!!!

Here’s the video of Britney Jean Spears on The Late Show last night:

ps. Kevin, your music sucks!

photo credit: splash

Looking for a Photo of Jayden James Federline?

Have you seen the photos of Britney Spears’ newest baby?  Did you know that his name is Jayden James Federline?  And yea, it’s a him.. not a her.

Is anyone else just about over the whole K-Fed, Britney, Baby Drama?  How hard is it to just confirm to the press the sex and name of the baby?  Guess they wanted to bring a Suri Cruise like mystery to generate some buzz.  Do I sound jaded and cynical. Sorry.  Actually, I’m not sorry. I’m just tired of the games that some celebrities play.

So, congratulations Britney Spears and Kevin Federline on your bouncing baby boy, Jayden James.. I’m sure little Sean Preston is loving little Jayden “JJ” too.  Wonder how many chocolate chip cookies and juice boxes he’s thrown at him so far. Yea sibling rivalry is rough!

Yes, that’s a photo of Sean Preston Federline with mama, Britney Spears. We cut Kevin out of the picture for the fun of it.

photo: people

Celebrity Baby News!!

New Celebrity Babies

• Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have a new baby boy and his name might be Sutton Pierce Federline if the media reports are correct. The couple have a one year old son, Sean Preston and it just so happens to be his birthday today. Happy Birthday Sean P.
   
• Anna Nicole Smith has a new baby girl she named Hannah.
   
• Alias's Amy Acker and her husband James Carpinello have a new daughter, Ava Grace. The couple have a 19 month old son, Jackson James., 
   
• KISS singer/guitarist Paul Stanley and his wife, Erin Sutton, have welcomed a baby boy. Colin Michael Stanley was born in Los Angeles on Wednesday, Sept. 6, and weighed in at 8 lbs. 6 oz.
   

Who's Pregnant?

• Amanda Peet and her screenwriter fiance David Benioff are expecting their first baby. Amanda is starring in the new NBC show, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
   
• Grey's Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey and his wife, Jillian Fink, are expecting their second child. The couple have a 4-year-old daughter, Tallulah Fyfe.
   
• Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross is expecting her first child with stockbroker husband Tom Mahoney.
   
• Sean Combs, aka "Diddy" and his longtime girlfriend Kim Porter are expecting twins.
   
• Diana Krall and Elvis Costello are expecting twins in December.
• Napoleon Dynamite, I mean Jon Heder, and his wife Kirsten are expecting their first child.

Britney Spears, a Mom for the 2nd Time

We thought Britney was going to have her baby on Sean P’s birthday but it looks like she did it on September 12th instead.

Rumor has it that Britney gave birth to a 6 pound, 11 ounce baby boy just before 2 a.m., September 12th at a Los Angeles hospital.

We’ll keep you posted as details are made available.