kevin federline

Britney & K-Fed Set Child Custody Arrangements

With divorce attorneys working diligently, it appears Brit and K-Fed have come to an agreement on the custody of their two children, 16-month-old Sean Preston Federline and 4-month-old Jayden James Federline.

Britney filed for divorce from K-Fed on November 7, citing irreconcilable differences. In a sly maneuver, K-Fed counter-filed, seeking spousal support (otherwise he would need to undego debt consolidation to settle all of his credit card bills) and custody of the children.

K-Fed will be allowed to visit the little ones at Britney’s home from noon to 4 p.m. on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, according to reports. He also requested that only Britney, her assistant, the nanny, and other household staff be present in the house at the time of the visits. Who he did not want there is still a bit of a mystery, but it must have been someone, or why would he have made the request? If anyone has any ideas, grab your laptop and send us a message. Continuing on.....

Those close to Britney have come forward saying that the she could no longer carry her husband, whom she married in October 2004. Apparently, Fed’s taste was a little too much for Brit’s credit card.

“She tried to support him as much as she could, but at the end of the day she realized it wasn’t best for her and her children to stay,” a source close to Spears told People in its upcoming cover story. “She’s standing up for herself and making positive changes in her life.”

Um...that is a bit of a stretch. Did we not just have incidents in Arizona and Las Vegas to name a few. 

K-Fed & Weird Al - Too Funny

We at Celebrity Gossip think that everyone needs good, cheap entertainment every now and then… so today I present to you the genius interview between Weird Al and Kevin Federline.  It’s genius I tell you.

Yea, it’s edited but you know you thought it was hilarious.

In other news, TMZ says that K-Fed has been fired from Five Star Vintage, where he was hired to pimp the clothing line.

Five Star Vintage, which is owned by San Francisco’s Blue Marlin clothing company, hired Federline in June of this year to be the model for their ad campaign, then in September, they re-hired him for their upcoming holiday campaign. Unfortunately, when his contract came up for renewal, the big guys passed. Poor Kev.

K-Fed: I’m a Sucker for Booty, Dude

Kevin seems irritated and maybe even high in this interview with teenpeople.com

What’s in Kevin’s pocket?
Wallet, Keys, Lighter and Eye Drops
(Wonder where that black AmEx is?)

He gives other guys advice...
“If you really want to impress your girl take culinary lessons...”

What do you find sexy in a woman?
“The Backside… I’m a sucker for booty, dude.”

and in closing K-Fed tells us a little about himself…

“I’m an interesting dude, obviously it shows because everybody else one seems to find a way to make millions of dollars off my name and I quite haven’t figured it out yet.”

There you have it, the Kevin Federline you all know and love, in a nutshell.  See the interview below:

It’s a Happy, Joyous Day! Britney Files for Divorce!

I’ve been gone all day today and just came in to find the news that Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline --- who will now be known as FED-EX!!!!!!!  Oh Hallaleujah, there are angels singing in heaven.  I’m so proud of her for coming to her senses. Fed-Ex was such a low life and she deserved so much better than him.

She looked fabulous on her surprise guest appearance on David Letterman last night.

Love you girl! You made the right choice. Divorce is never easy, but it’s better to cut your losses and move on in a case like this.  Of course the Federjerk is going to get some $$$$$$ but you know what, it’s probably worth it to get him out of her life.  Plus she’s going to COME BACK and make lots more!!!!!!!!

Here’s the video of Britney Jean Spears on The Late Show last night:

ps. Kevin, your music sucks!

photo credit: splash

Looking for a Photo of Jayden James Federline?

Have you seen the photos of Britney Spears’ newest baby?  Did you know that his name is Jayden James Federline?  And yea, it’s a him.. not a her.

Is anyone else just about over the whole K-Fed, Britney, Baby Drama?  How hard is it to just confirm to the press the sex and name of the baby?  Guess they wanted to bring a Suri Cruise like mystery to generate some buzz.  Do I sound jaded and cynical. Sorry.  Actually, I’m not sorry. I’m just tired of the games that some celebrities play.

So, congratulations Britney Spears and Kevin Federline on your bouncing baby boy, Jayden James.. I’m sure little Sean Preston is loving little Jayden “JJ” too.  Wonder how many chocolate chip cookies and juice boxes he’s thrown at him so far. Yea sibling rivalry is rough!

Yes, that’s a photo of Sean Preston Federline with mama, Britney Spears. We cut Kevin out of the picture for the fun of it.

photo: people