jessica simpson

2004 Blackwell’s Worst Dressed List

2005 Blackwell’s Worst Dressed List

1. Nicollette Sheridan - “the Tacky Temptress of Wisteria Lane!”
2. Lindsay Lohan - "Over-hyped and under-dressed..."
3. Jessica & Ashlee Simpson - "...bad tase is genetic!"
4. Courtney Love - "Medusa stuck in meltdown mode"
5. Paris Hilton - "This is one Hilton that should be closed for renovation."
6. Serena Williams - "from queen of tennis to fatal fashion menace"
7. Britney Spears - "clothes encounter of the catastrophic kind"
8. Paula Abdul - "a paint by numbers fashion foul"
9. Meryl Street - "...packs the fashion punch of Jiminy Cricket"
10. Anna Nicole Smith - "a ragdoll trapped in a wind machine"

and I guess we should list the ones he liked even if WE don’t agree with a few of them!

2004 Blackwell’s Best Dressed List

1. Natalie Portman
2. Nicole Kidman
3. Barbara Walters
4. Kate Winslet
5. Annette Bening
6. Oprah Winfrey
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Gwen Stefani
9. Teri Hatcher
10. Jennifer Garner

Paris Hilton tops Blackwell’s WORST Dressed list

You’d think with all that money she’d be at the top of the best dressed list, but no way.. not our socialite. She likes to bare it all, dress sleezy and flaunt all she’s got.
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Mr. Blackwell, chronicler of clothing catastrophes, poked fun at socialite-reality TV star Paris Hilton Tuesday for committing the worst fashion follies of the past year.

“Paris came up shining with a big spotlight saying, `Pick me!’ She was just the most natural contender to make No. 1 this year.”

She does everything she can to be outrageous, everything she can to be over the top, everything she can to be too much and she succeeded and what she got from it was a great TV show”

Madonna and Britney Spears “kissin’ cousins of couture crime” were tied for second place, followed by Shania Twain (country-fried kitsch), Diane Keaton, Jessica Simpson, Celine Dion (half-sequined scarecrow, half-gaudy acrobat), Missy Elliott, Melanie Griffith, Courtney Love (torrid temptress of fashion) and Lara Flynn Boyle.

On the positive side, Blackwell praised Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Garner, Diane Lane, Salma Hayek, Oprah Winfrey, Katie Holmes, Tippi Hedren, Beyonce, Faith Hill, Sarah Jessica Parker and the Countess of Wessex, the former Sophie Rhys-Jones, as “Fabulous Fashion Independents for 2003.” [read more at ABC News via AP]